Mistuh Kwan

The King. The Chosen One. Man among Boys.

2009-05-23T13:46:00.001-07:00

I can tell my kids I was a witness.

Emergency Post. or BROst

2009-05-04T01:37:00.001-07:00

Too much excitement and glee just occurred in the last 2 hours to not update this blog.

#1 I created a Twitter because i don't know. But my name is mistuhkwan so stalk.
#2 I found this a while back, and those of you who watch "How I Met Your Mother" prolly know what I'm referring too; the Bro Code. So i've been reading it via PDF file and it's effin hilarious. Here are some I couldn't pass up without sharing:

The best. How do you greet a bro?

peace bros

NIK Jams

2009-05-03T21:16:00.000-07:00

Music Videos of the day:

because i love where we live,

Tyga - Cali Love

because hyphy is dead,

Ya Boy ft. Goon Squad

because he's my nigga,

Trey Songz - I Need a Girl

oh and because you like your shit sweet. happy 2 bg

WolverME

2009-05-02T00:56:00.000-07:00

Eff you Hugh Jackman. Lookin so damn swaggalicious with effin mutant swords of death protruding from your knucks. The movie was off the bomb diggitys. Go watch if you're cool.

Weekend finally here, I have a small checklist that I must make sure I knock out:

1. Game 7 of the illest NBA basketball series that I can say I remember. Come on baby bulls.

2. Hit up the gym for some much needed iron pumping. i gotta get in the FUCKIN ZONE.

3. Somehow start studying for Networking. netDorking.

So I've caught on to this Swine flu hype lately and it's been bothering me a bit. I went to webMD to learn more about it and this article was on the front page: Putting Swine Flu in Perspective
I suggest everyone take a look at it. A little reassurance couldn't hurt. damn pigs.

cumbacks are not for the faint of heart

2009-04-28T22:43:00.000-07:00

Hello my name is Nicholas and I am the negligent owner of this blog. True, the blog activists may hate people of my sort. "Ohh you don't blog anymore." or "Ohh you suck at blogging." or "Ohh you haven't updated in like a year." Well, I have one Killa Cam line for you all "a nigga just wanna know, baby girl you gon' suck it or not!?"

jeeeeaaa the blog hype is overwhelming and I guess the cumback is in motion for Spring Quarter 09. I guess I gotta start carrying around the digi for some sick artsy photos and random shots of sc. But for not lets leave you with some shoutouts.

Shoutout List:

-Shoutout to the swine flu. Killin my homies down south and the dumbasses bringing it back up here. Get better Muxi's and stay up.

-Shoutout to the santa cruz tax dollars and the rebirth of Bay St.

-Shout outs to Ducks. Further proving that birds are more dominant than fish, including Sharks.

-Shouts out to the new 3.4 mile bond of friendship between 120 Peach and 23 Bay & West Cliff.

-Shouts out to the birthday girls of April - Lisa, Nancy, Steph, and bg Irene.

-Shout outs to $43 Totoro meals for two.

deuces till soon

P.S. - So I don't know how I get these emails from this street boutique called 'The Attic' but sometimes they have some pretty sweet deals, so I look at 'em. Check out the latest email:

yeah so if you're lucky enough to get your ticket called, YOU CAN BUY A SHOE. yes! or shall i say yeeeeeeezy.

so sleeezy

23 Bay & Westcliff - The Swaggafied Remix

2009-02-12T21:34:00.000-08:00

Yo fuck what you heard,
My name is Mistuh Kwan and I'll just redefine the word,
Swagga is a trait, if you don't got it there's an issue,
Weak rappers I'll pick em out like tissue,
Letter to your crew, step back or I'll come flyin,
Attempt to match my level, good luck and thanks for tryin,
Cause you know my swag is head doctor prescribed,
I gotta lay this down, my swag has me obliged,
I'm here to educate how to strut and fit supreme,
Got your moms in love, reminiscin like a pre-teen,
My verse is certified like a third world killa,
Coming out so fierce from the depths of a killa thrilla,
You know I rockin' skinny jeans so damn hard,
Cause who needs big pockets when you got a black card?,
Your girl comes home late, you wonder where she been,
Just ask her and she'll say Nicholas the King Pin.

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Caught Up

2009-02-05T01:45:00.001-08:00

So you found my blog. You lurk, don't you have anything better to do?? (:

I had a Statistics section today, at 3:30, and it turned into a studio session, as I wrote an entire full page worth of rhymes and lyrics. I don't know why, but when your TA can't speak English and you're already bored to death, the lyrical master will emerge and give a little something like a dissss:

.....So sweet, you's a caramel apple,
I'll keep you forever, in the top room of the castle;
No one would ever harm you, no army or soldiers on wagons,
And for you I'll slay all the fire breathing dragons.

I attempted to resemble 2Pac and his shout out to the ladies, it was a failed attempt, but I surprise myself sometimes.

13th 14th 15th - Snow? oh you know its so lovely bebe

Dead & Gone

2008-12-26T18:11:00.000-08:00

My anticipation for Christmas this year was at a minimal. I hate how my maturation made me lose out on all the childish joys. It was a good holiday this year though.
I have only nine days left of Winter Break, what the hell is up with that?

For the remainder of break:
-Tahoe
-Grocery Shopping
-New Years

So I found an old Wild 94.9 mix I had stowed away in the depths of my room. I'm listening to it right now and just to give you a taste of how old it actually is I just heard "can't stop, wont' stop," "get low," and the reggae Sean Paul. Middle School oughta come back. go shawty, its yo birthday.

by the way, the streetwear era of my life, R.I.P.
gnight hundreds

After the Hiatus

2008-12-23T17:04:00.001-08:00

197 days since I last logged into this to spill my bull ish. Last update was June 9th, lemme fill you in on my life since:

-Live in a house with 6 dudes
-Tattoo
-Piercing
-Had the fade, now the faux
-Daycamp supervisor
-Single
-Celtics won NBA Championship
-Manny was traded
-Entourage is the illest
-Xbox trey sixtay
-Stoggies
-Road Trips
-Clubbin'
-Skinny Jeans
-Hundreds = dead to me
-Girls
-Tha Carter III, Year of the Gentleman, Evolver, Spirit, Paper Trail
-Chest Muscles
-Nubi's & Starbucks
-Obama

I'm gonna strive to keep this blog breathing. We'll see how it goes!

by the way, merry christmas all

People

2008-06-09T18:22:00.000-07:00

Shouts out to all the people that made my first year of college what it was. Thanks.

-Man Bear Pig
-Salad Girl
-Wu-Tang
-B-Dubbs

-Meanest Girl Alive
-Eddy Yau #1
-Gorilla Zoe
-Yoda
-Ron Weasley
-T-Pain
-Warren G
-Corpse Bride
-Taesoo
-CTown
-Dai Lo
-Vegan Bitch
-Man Bear Pig Hypebeast Edition
-Suchahoe
-Bok Choy
-Cheat
-Den Bods
-The Fuckers
-Darrell
-William Hung

-Skinheads

-Alycia Chong

-The Shitter

-Greek God

-Ali G

-Lil' D

-Spermias

-Skittish

-DK

-Smokey

-Gasoline

-Latin Goddess

-Crazy Fuck

-Sabrrrrina

-Lil' Lam

-Stoner Group

-Terry Kawi

-Amazon

-Backbreakas (and all that apply)

-SK

-Droppin' Loads

-Adam Crafty

-Pretty Boy

-Oakes

-Epitome

-The Troll

-Eddy Yau #2

-Leonard Yuk

-Hasselhoff

-Mickey

-Pete Skeet

-Killa B

-Pho

-Mistuh Coons

-Andrew Gozzip

-Mean Muggin' Lambdas --- shouts out to our haters. Thanks ya bros.

more to come

Dilemma

2008-05-20T13:02:00.000-07:00

NBA Playoffs have finally reached conference finals and I find my identity confused as I have been rooting for LA since the beginning. My inner-confliction has driven myself to a point of where I don't know where I stand as a man. Fuckin' LA, I luhh to hate you guys. Beat the Spurs.

Turiaf. You crazy.

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330 Paces

2008-05-04T16:01:00.000-07:00

23 Bay & Westcliff.

4 stories + 330 paces to sand + 6 asian men = success

912008

Kansas Jayhawks

2008-04-08T00:31:00.001-07:00

Finally (:

Damn

2008-03-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

Get yo move on.

Sneakerology 101

2008-03-13T01:11:00.000-07:00

Oh word??? Sneakerology 101. Why can't Santa Cruz get a class like this shit.

Wheels of Success

2008-03-10T12:44:00.000-07:00

zoom, zoom!

So I brought my scooter back to school this weekend. I figured the boys and I can have a little fun with it in our free time. I only regret not bringing my second one so we can dual wield the hills.

Anyhow, yesterday was our first fun on two wheels. Darryl, Matt, Ryan, and I decide to explore via a skateboard, a lonngboard, the scooter, and a road bike. Success, indeed. We conquered the asphalt with sick ass flat-land tricks. Burnt up the downhills. And Matt even decided to kill bushes with a sick-ass wipe out. Only regret, where was my camera?

Walking Out

2008-03-04T22:46:00.001-08:00

The Loss of a Great One

Brett Favre has officially retired as of today. 17 NFL Seasons. One of the Greatest Ever.

Some Stats:
257 Career games - never missed a single game, including playoffs
442 career TD passes
61.4% passes completed
85.7 career passer rating

Brett enjoy retirement and hopefully the Niners can whoop on Aaron Rogers.

Farewell as well to Warren Sapp. You was one crazy fat black man.

be well.

Boardin'

2008-02-27T14:11:00.000-08:00

Flow down the slopes with this. Turn them heads yeah?

Blog slap o' the day: Tell Me Who Profits - Souls of Mischief

Critic

2008-02-25T01:23:00.000-08:00

Went downtown with cuhh. Movie critique time,

Be Kind Rewind:

"Be Kind Rewind" starring Jack Black, Mos Def, and Danny Glover. Good movie. You'll laugh, but there's no burn yo ab moments. Real entertaining, you'll wanna stay for the whole thing. Remake of of Rush Hour 2 = suuuuuweeeeet.

Rating = B+

Almost saw a throwdown tonight too. Keep with the peace everyone.

Little Bros

2008-02-12T20:51:00.000-08:00

Us Placers - CRS

these little geniuses

100 Spring and Blades

2008-02-11T12:58:00.001-08:00

The Hundreds just unleashed it's new collection. Ch-ch-ch-check it.
Shopped and Copped in class. Word.

And for some crazy news...

Richard Zednik of the NHL's Florida Panthers had his neck SLICED by a teammate's skate last night. He was able to skate off the ice, gripping his neck, and supported by teammates while leaving a trail of blood behind him. He had life saving surgery to repair his damaged artery. He's in stable condition and I now have that much more respect for the game of hockey.

Shorts, Tees, Malaysian bosses

2008-02-09T17:25:00.001-08:00

Woke up at 2 PM this afternoon, opened my window, DAMN! I got to wear shorts and tee today for first time in eons. Me gusta mucho. Sunset in progress now but tree's in the way. Go figga.

People in Malaysia are savs. So I guess when they don't want pay for a ride, they hop on the roof and ride it like cowboys. respect

the whispers - and the beat goes on

Recall, Reminisce

2008-01-29T18:55:00.000-08:00

Been thinking about the childhood flicks and decided on some DVD's that are necessary to my collection.

In order of their importance to mankind:

1. The Goofy Movie
2. Space Jam
3. The Brave Little Toaster
4. Heavyweights
5. The Iron Giant

I'm going to have to be doing some pretty wicked searching if I want to get all of these forreal tho.

Tevin baby.

Love Me Sexy

2008-01-24T04:01:00.000-08:00

Yo why don't you take off your clothes and suck me sexaaay

Now that's a celebration song after finishing my first draft of my first essay in Writing 02.

For real though? I'm against the wall today, receiving my second log back. Hoping for the best. HP baby HP.

This ish

2008-01-22T19:20:00.000-08:00

Blogging used to be a favorite past time. Let's bring it back and live a healthy lifestyle again. As of now Winter Quarter 2008 is what, three weeks in I think? Let's give a song to celebrate:

Piss on yaaaaa. $18.99 @Karmaloop.com

Lets end today's rehab post with a jam:

"When I Think of You"
Control
Janet Jackson

I'm Back

2007-10-13T02:57:00.000-07:00

Yo I'm back. You'll hear from me later. Check up on Daniel's for now.

theporchlife.blogspot.com

Days 3 & 4

2007-06-08T01:25:00.000-07:00

I didn't post yesterday night because I was at a sleepover. YAY. Me and Nick spent 2 hours taking pics with my new camera because we can change colors or cancel out colors with it. It's like super sick with it. Check it out:
Anyways, yesterday I went to Leilani's house and helped her wash her car. Then that night, Nick and I went on a driving expedition again to visit Hunsy. Then we drove Claire all five feet back to her own house. We called Pearl but she didn't want to see us. So Nick and I played 007 for like 5 hours last night.
Today (6/7/07) I worked on the truck. Well, not really. I washed it, added anti-freeze, and added oil. Good use of time. Then I went boxing, had a nice workout. Went to Marco's for some PS2 gaming, then visited Lei.

Pogi I miss you.

Day 2 - Camera and Secret Mission

2007-06-05T23:37:00.000-07:00

Today was quite whimsical. I woke up expecting to go to the beach, but I realized I had much more IMPORTANT affairs to deal with, so I went over to visit Lei. Afterwards, I came home and then went to Costco. I ate a chicken bake for lunch. Later, I went to Best Buy and bought a new digital camera. It has some sick ass features, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! Anyhow, I went boxing today. I haven't gone in two weeks and I think I almost died. I picked up Nick from work at 9:00, and we went on a fun ass excursion. Within like an hour and 45 minutes we saw Lia, Terry, Tiffany, Claire, Alex, Alan, Brian, Chris, Albert, Ryan, and Sammie. All at different places too. That was sickness. Oh and as I was dropping off Nick at home, Debbie came by. How great (:

El Primero - Day 1

2007-06-04T22:54:00.000-07:00

Hi guys. I'm not a high school student anymore, and today was the first day of no school for us. It was really fun. I woke up at 10:00 and went to Bayhill to buy Jamba Juice for Leilani and I. I got her an Apple Cinnamon Pretzle too. Then I went to her house. At 11:30 I went to pick up Hunsy and we drove to San Mateo to watch Knocked Up. "Don't let the door hit your vagina on the way out." - best line from the production. After we went and pigged out at Cold Stone, then acted hella street by walking into not only Transit but Turf as well. We contemplated on what to do and then we went to Talbot's to play and run around. Later we went to Coyote Point, but we didn't want to pay, so we went to the Animal Shelter to view the poor pets. It made me sad, and I felt dirty in there. We then drove around talking and bonding. I had beef and tofu for dinner. Thanks hunsy for a happy day.

B came to visit after work and we chilled at my place.