Thursday, February 12, 2009

23 Bay & Westcliff - The Swaggafied Remix

Yo fuck what you heard,
My name is Mistuh Kwan and I'll just redefine the word,
Swagga is a trait, if you don't got it there's an issue,
Weak rappers I'll pick em out like tissue,
Letter to your crew, step back or I'll come flyin,
Attempt to match my level, good luck and thanks for tryin,
Cause you know my swag is head doctor prescribed,
I gotta lay this down, my swag has me obliged,
I'm here to educate how to strut and fit supreme,
Got your moms in love, reminiscin like a pre-teen,
My verse is certified like a third world killa,
Coming out so fierce from the depths of a killa thrilla,
You know I rockin' skinny jeans so damn hard,
Cause who needs big pockets when you got a black card?,
Your girl comes home late, you wonder where she been,
Just ask her and she'll say Nicholas the King Pin.


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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Caught Up

So you found my blog. You lurk, don't you have anything better to do?? (:

I had a Statistics section today, at 3:30, and it turned into a studio session, as I wrote an entire full page worth of rhymes and lyrics. I don't know why, but when your TA can't speak English and you're already bored to death, the lyrical master will emerge and give a little something like a dissss:

.....So sweet, you's a caramel apple,
I'll keep you forever, in the top room of the castle;
No one would ever harm you, no army or soldiers on wagons,
And for you I'll slay all the fire breathing dragons.

I attempted to resemble 2Pac and his shout out to the ladies, it was a failed attempt, but I surprise myself sometimes.

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